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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Bindi


My post for this Sunday. Didn't get time to make anything this week, so i'm posting an old sketch, hope u guys like it. :)
  Made with normal pencil colours and bindis.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Sunday Sketch

...my sketch for this Sunday :D
o and also check out some other great ones on Sunday Sketches!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Easy Ways to Vomit

3 easy ways to puke :
  1. Eat lots of food and watch any movie from twilight series. 
  2. Eat lots of food and watch any movie from twilight series. 
  3. Eat lots of food and watch any movie from twilight series. 
1 easy way to puke real quick :

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Waiter

Me : (thinking) Dude it seems they don't have much drinks here, all i see is water.
Catering Waiter : drinks?
Sis : Does anyone want the orange beverage?
Cousin Sis : No
Me : I'l have it.
Cousin Sis : Uncle, get the black drinks.(and in a very kiddy tone)
Waiter : Okay
~* a few minutes later*~
...Waiter coming from front of the room, with 2-3 black ones on his tray, gets caught by a few kids, who take all of our black beverages. He looks across towards us and smiles. Comes to us...
Cousin Sis : *sighing* What.. Uncle.. you didn't get our black drinks.
Waiter : Every time i get them, they get taken already.
Us(me, sis, cousin sis) : It's okay, next time, get straight to us.
~* a few minutes later*~
Waiter : drinks?
Sis n C-Sis : Sure!
*Yeah the black beverages at last!*

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Indian TV and Movies

what they teach us...

1. UV rays are Red(CID).

2. Infra-red rays are Green(Dhoom2).

3. Most guys are cross-dressers, if not, then at least it is a hobby(lots of Indian actors have done this, from the 50s till date. Govinda, Salman Khan, Riteish Deshmukh, Rishi Kapoor and lots more.) And the great thing is that no one notices a difference between a girl and a guy dressed in a girl's clothes; or a man & a woman dressed in a man's outfit..even when the person is sitting right in front of you.

4. Most girls of the 50s-80s India were wealthy college students, while the boys were multi-talented poor chaps, who might have had nothing, but had Ma(mother, the greatest wealth), or some who weren't even that lucky. (watch as many old movies as i have watched and you'll know.)
[this is a great contradiction to the typical Indian scenario, where, even till date, there are families that don't believe in educating the girl child, and some that don't believe in the concept of girl child at all.]

5. Most important point, all Indians are born musicians, they can compose and sing songs within a few minutes, and God or The Universe will provide orchestral music.

6. The bad/cruel girls always look worse than the good-hearted ones, and the cunning guys are Always hideous.

7. Premonitions always come true.

8. Only husbands cheat, never the wives.

9. 20 year old girls are patnis(wives) & bahus(daughter in laws). And no matter how much M(husband) loves T(wife), they will not have any kids for years together. Then suddenly, the studio would want to cast new actors, and voilĂ ! it is 20 years later in the show, and they have grown up kids.

10. Sister-in-laws are always cruel(if you are a girl who has been recently wed) or an object of affection(if you are a boy who has recently been wed. ..or maybe the brother of a girl who has recently been wed.)

11. The film/article that shows your lifetime achievement would be something like this:
                                (Visualise this please)

  •  Learnt how to write 'A' & 'B' and 'a' & 'b'.
  •  Pages and Blackboards full of nonsense.
  • Einstein's mass-energy relation(which is Einstein's!!).
  • Some more pages and white boards and bulletin boards full of crap. Also, stick-notes, window panes, tables, tissues, basically whatever, full of crap.
     All this in 30 seconds, and there you go, your lifetime achievement award... *party!. . .*
     Oh no! this is actually seen in English movies(Hollywood), in Indian television, academics don't exist...

12. Our country doesn't have any such statistics, but you should know that 9 out of 10 twins born in our country are separated at an early age, even within 24hrs of birth sometimes. 

13. The lamest....Most people work just to support their families, as if a person wouldn't want to work if his/her parents were getting enough wages to provide food, clothing & shelter for the family.

14. Although X-rays are used worldwide to see through objects and human flesh(i.e. see bones), but in India, X-ray glasses can be used to see through clothes (i.e. see human flesh).  [remember the X-ray glasses scene in SRK starer Baadshah? i.e. if u have seen this lame film]

this is all i can think of right now. if u have any more, do write in .. :) :P